Well, I'm assuming you've guessed who I am by now.
Yep, I'm Luke Skywalker.
It's not exactly the most agreeable family, but it has its perks. The Jedi part's cool, but not really the having-an-argument-with-your-father-and-him-slicing-your-hand-off part.
And that incident between me and Leia....
Sheesh. I'm never gonna live that down, am I?
Leia agrees. She's reading this over my shoulder as I type it.
Wait, one more thing: If you haven't seen Star Wars, CLOSE THIS BOOK NOW. There are major spoilers, and everyone'll get mad at me when they realize I wrote this. So please, show a little common courtesy.
What? You want me to do what now? Crud, I've gotta go. Mon Mothma is mad at me again. Again, what's so terrible about leaving the top off the hummus? I got distracted, that's all!
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After the Empire
FanfictionWell, my life is screwy. After the Empire fell, let's just say my life improved slightly. Never was great to begin with. I miss those innocent days of childhood on Tatooine....
