Walk Down the Aisle with Me

PROLOGUE

Hi, I'm Muffin.

Muffin Chandria Buenavista.

And yes, that's my real name. You can laugh, it's okay. A lot of people actually find my name funny. My oh so awesome parents named me after food. Great minds always run in the family. Count me in. Because someday I will be naming my first born child after the person who invented air con.

I'm an air stewardess because Goddesses belong to the sky right? I have a temper shorter than my fingers. I misplace most of my things on an hourly basis and makes people want to punch me in the face, but they don't cause I'm too cute and fluffy.

Sleep is for the weak and I don't have time for that because I'm too busy plotting my way for world domination. The #1 life and death question in my life is whether which one is better, to wear heels or sneakers?

I'm naturally a bubbly and always in love person but today I'm broken.

Hearted, actually.

Not money broke. But broken hearted </3

I was walking around the mall for hours, trying to get my mind away from thinking of what happened an hour ago. But I couldn't help it. Flash backs of Jude apologizing on the monitor and eventually breaking up with me, they haunt me every second.

"I can't go on like this anymore. I mean, this long distance relationship is never going to work out. And... I'm in love with someone else. I'm sorry. Let's break up. Move on... Forget about me."

And all it takes is one blow to my face. He said he's in love with someone else. Then what about me? He said move on. Dumbass, how do I move on when I don't even know where to go to start with?

I was hanging my head low, walking silently when someone accidentally bumped into me. "Hey!" I muttered as I was sprawled on the floor.

"Ooops. Sorry. I didn't mean to." He knelt on one knee and grabbed me by the arm, helping me to get up.

I was furious. I didn't have time to let something like this pass, nor am I in my right mind to say it's okay.

"Did you get hurt?" He asked. I was looking down the floor. I didn't even took the time to look at his face because at that moment, Jude instantly came into my mind.

"Hurt? Of course I was hurt! How could you just break up with me easily and ask if I was hurt? You fucking moron!" I screamed as loudly as I can, pouring my broken heart and letting my tears burst. I don't care about other people who are looking at me weirdly.

And I knew the guy was surprised. Or more than that, mortified. He was stuttering when he asked, "What... What do you mean break up? I'm sorry miss but y-you must've mistaken... Me for someone else."

Someone else. And by hearing those words, I completely lost my sanity. "Someone else." I repeated under my breath. " You're in love with someone else. You moron! How could you! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

My cries filled the entire second floor of the mall, they grew louder and louder as time passes. I just can't find any way to let all the emotions out. "What did I ever do wrong? WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Oh my gawd, what a tramp. He cheated behind his girlfriend's back." One of the shopper murmured.

"That cry is so o.p. It sounded like a pig." Another butted in. "What a playboy. I hope you trip and hit your face flat on poop!"

Finally, I look at him with tears streaming down my face and sticky liquid coming out of my nose. And at that moment I wish I hadn't lost my sanity and threw a baby fit. In front of him.

In front of my boss. Gerard Brian Madrigal.

Now, it's my time to be mortified. "S-s-sir Ged. I didn't know it was you."

"Ms. Buenavista?" His eyes as wide as a plate. I swear it almost swallowed me. Fuck, this is entirely embarrassing.

"H-How was your day sir? And what are you... Doing here?" I couldn't put myself back together and endless shit loads just came rushing out of my mouth due to the embarrassment and shock.

I actually sounded like an idiot than I already am at this very moment. I even had the nerve to ask my boss what he's doing after embarrassing him.

"This is a mall. What do you expect me to do? Do you expect me to hunt for elephants, perhaps?" His face, sarcastic and full of madness.

I wish the floor would open up and just swallow me.

Good heavens, kill me now.

*****

"Dear my handsome boss, please don't fire me. I'll do anything you ask just so you won't kick me out of the company. But if you're secretly attracted to me, please. Don't ask for my body in exchange. I'm a person with integrity & dignity. I'm too skinny & flat chested so you won't be getting any. Also... I'm still a virgin. Thank you! Have a nice day! Hugs & Kisses, with cherries on top & candy sprinkles, Muffin."

A smirk formed on the corner of his lips. Ged stood up from his seat and went out of his office. He looked for any signs of Muffin and the moment he saw her, he immediately grab her by the wrist. "You said you would do anything. Will you walk down the aisle with me then?"

"What?"

*****

LADIES & GENTLEMEN! Welcome to Purple Rain Airlines. On board is your Captain, Pilot Gerard Brian Madrigal and your Air Stewardess, Ms. Muffin Chandria Buenavista. It is a pleasure to have you on board, thank you for choosing Purple Rain Airlines. We are taking off any minute now so please sit back, relax, fasten your seatbelts and enjoy because this is going to be one hell of a ride!