Jinxx was sitting in a leather arm chair and sipping a cup of tea, mumbling to himself the lyrics to Wretched and Divine when the door bell rang.
"Damnit" he said aloud because he was quite comfortable and didn't want to get up.
He reluctantly rose from his arm chair and walked slowly to the door.
He opened the door but found that no one was on the porch.
"Kids these days" he mumbled to himself.
He started to walk back when the doorbell rang again.
"Hello?" he asked when he opened the door but again found no one. Only a small box on the door step.
Assuming the box was full of fan art he took the box inside.
He set it up on the table, grabbed a knife and opened it.
Jinxx dropped the knife.
"NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOO" he screams at the box, "NOOOO!!"
Do you want to know what was in the box?
A chainsaw and some pills.
but, not just any pills...JINXX PILLS!
He runs to the corner of the kitchen, puts his thumb in his mouth and starts rocking back and forth.
"Not again" he whispers.
He repeats the phrase over and over again... each time getting louder.
"not again...Not Again....NOT AGAIN!!!!!!"
After about an hour of this he finally came to his senses.
He smacked himself on the side of the head, and approached the box with caution.
