My name is Loki Laufeyson and I will tell you the story of me and my crush Wade Wilson (Dedpool).
I will tell you how did I end being the boyfriend of a hot dude!!!!
Loki: Ugh*turns off the alarm and looks at it* *12:56* Hmm. I'm so lucky that's its my day off. I still have a lot of time to get ready for my date....
[FIVE HOURS LATER]
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Loki:*looks at the mirror* I look fine*smiles* I hope that Wade like my dress.
[At the bar]
Loki:*looking around*( Where is Wade? Did he regretted seeing at the bar?)
Wade: YO LOKI! *He was sitting in front of the bar*
I ran toward Wade as I was scared as fuck, this is my first date with my crush *sighs* I hope I don't say anything stupid...... Loki: Hey!*smiles at Wade as he sits next to him*
Wade: You look amazing! please teach me something about fashion *laughs* I look like shit next to you*looks at his clothes*
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Loki:(THE HELL YOU LIKE SHIT, YOU LOOK SO FUCKING SEXY I COULD EAT YA) Nuu! You look really sexy on that *laughs* Wade:*blushes and laughs* Do you want a drink or something? Loki: Ummmm...A beer would be great Wade:*smiles and gets two beers* Here ya go *drinks it* Loki:*drinks it*( This taste so gross! But I want to look cool around Wade) *coughs* Wade: Take it easy Loki. *looks at those beautiful green eyes of Loki* Is this your first time drinking beer? Loki: I-I Ummm well.....(This is so fucking embarrassing!) Y-Yea Wade:*laughs* Then take it slowy~
After a couple of beers Loki was REALLY drunk. He couldn't even stand up
Loki:*lying his head on the table* Tu tu tu tu Wade: Come on Loki*helps him to get up* Lets take you home Loki: Hmm?*falls in Wade's arms* So warm and comfy Wade:*blushes and carry's him in his arms*( God damn he looks so cute drunk!)
After he carry's Loki is his arms in his car but they had to stop in an alley.
Loki: W-Wait *panting* Wade: Are you okay? Loki:(What am I doing?!)*panting* (My body is so hot, I feel like I'm going insane) Wade:*puts his hand on Loki's cheek. Making that Loki and Wade's faces were seeing each other* Your cheeks are so red. Loki are you okay? Loki:* his face is RED* Wade: Hmm. Maybe there was something in the drink. We're going to the pharmacy and I going to look something for you Loki: I-I-I want you (WHAT DID THE FUCK I JUST SAID?!) Wade:*looks at Loki and he approaches slowy towards the lips of Loki* If I were you I should be more careful with my word right now. Cuz's right now you don't know what could happen here Loki: What would happen?*slowy approaches to Wade's lips* Wade: This *kisses Loki* Loki:*surprised*( Is this really happening?)*kisses back* Wade:*slice his tongue on Loki's mouth and puts his hand on Loki's thighs*
