The Life of Moo the Pig

It was a quiet life in New Minecraftia. The villagers were always happy and today was Christmas Eve. David was a villager who only wanted a family but he couldn't support one. Today was his lucky day. Today he would ask her out. Who is she you ask? She was his best friend. Her name was Keanna.
It was Christmas Eve and when David woke up and found that his cereal was all over the floor. He heard a loud snort and turned around. It was then that he found his gift. It was a pig.