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*Flips off*

Peace among worlds!

(Haha, jk.)

Ok, so uhm, *clears throat* we have, err... *voice offstage* Go on! Tell them! Don't be a sheep, think for yourself!

Oh, alright. In this book, we have Rick Sanchez and Morty Smi---

*voice offstage* No! That dipshit sucks! Boo! We need more Rick!

OH FUCK IT, YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF *throws mic at Rick offstage*

*Rick walks onstage* Hey hey! Wubba lub dub dub! *audience cheers*

Alright, I got fangirls now! Queen-eurgh-ie here'll write some-some oneshots on me for you little shits, so -BUURp- enjoy I guess. *drops the mic and walks off*

*Walks onstage* Well... Yeah.. What he said..

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