Mom: hey Sydney!
Sydney: hi mom
Mom: everything alright?
Sydney: no, I'm not okay mom, WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!
Mom: what are you talking about?
Sydney: d-d-dad is back.
Mom: what are you talking about?!?!
Sydney: mom listen, DAD IS BACK FROM PRISON!!
Mom: how??
Sydney: I'm not sure, somehow he got my number and started texting me!
Mom: honey, pack your bags, and we will move somewhere else. Not far but far enough from dad.
Sydney: why is dad like this? Actually Robert, he was never a good father.
Mom: honey, no school for today, your father is on his way home. hurry up!
Sydney: how do you know?
Mom: apparently he told the cops we're married again!!
DING DONG *doorbell rings*
Mom: shh stay here, open the safe, take the gun out, and stand back, NEVER MAKE ANY NOISE, DONT TURN ANY LIGHTS ON.
