Crazy Little Thing [draft]

Chapter 5: Shoved In A Closet

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I rolled my way across the road, humming a random beat. I stopped an yelled at the sky.

"Why you no send me a unicorn?!"

I grumbled when the sound of thunder greeted my question.

"I hate that stupid Dustin. I wish he would shrivel up and die, and then revive just so I could shoot him with a silver arrow."

I yelled to no one. I rolled furiously until I hit my nose on something. Tears gathered in my eyes.

A rock layed before me, it was the evil rock that scratched my nose. Hard, may I add.

Rain started falling like a love song baby. Forget that didn't make any sense but then again almost everything I say doesn't make sense.

"Oh, I love you like a love song baby!" I yelled out, pushing myself up only to fall back down. 

I glared at my arms. Stupid, numb, cold, I-don't-even-know-what-I'm-doing arms. I huffed and layed back down pressing my face into the ground.

"Hmm? What's that earthy baby? Oh...you have something important? What's that? Oh, thats terrible. Yeah? There's a house in front of my face? Oh.

Goodbye." I smiled at the earth pleased with the little chat. 

I rolled over to the steps only to find that I was about 18 feet away. I shrugged as best as I could and lifted myself up. 

My arms decided to work this time. I walked over adding a little swag to my step. I mean, who wouldn't look cool in saggy clothes extremeley wet and dirty?

I knocked a cool tune and leant against the door. The door swung open and I went falling to the floor again.

"Oww!" I rubbed my arm. So much for a cool entrance.

"Swaggity Swag Swag! Wassup bruh?" I looked up at the gold eyes in front of me. 

Pretty! I stared at him, trying to lure the gold into my eyes. A growl vibrated through him as I saw him shake as he bent down. I scoffed.

"The least you can do is pick me up." I said, fluttering my eyelashes and holding my arms out.

He lips twichted as he grabbed me softly, shifting me to I was bridal style. My giggled.

"UNICORNS!!" I yelled out, clutching his neck. I glared at him. This handsome and sexy man dares to defy me, Queen of everything existing in the supernatural world.

" I said...UNICORNS!!" I yelled at him again. He gave me a confuzzled look. At least I think it was confuzzled... I dunno..maybe it was a constipated look. 

"YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BRING MEH..UNICORNS! NOW!" I jumped out of his arms and tumbled to the floor. I jumped right back up like superman and dusted the dust of my shoulder.