Josie P.O.V
Me- NO IT IS ONE DIRECTION
Lola- haha I am having HARRY
Me- well I get the king of carrots
Lola- I thought I was the king
Me- NO hows Steve
Lola- good but Steve wants you
Me- oh really well I don't want Steve
Lola- NO YOU WANT NICK
Mum- is nick Louis's dick
Me- YEP
Zayn- what??
Me- right we were in maths and Me and Lola named One directions Dick and because my fav is Louis in the band Lola always says YOU WANT NICK
Louis- LOL
Zayn- who is Steve
Me- its Lolas fake dick
Zayn- LOL
Lets go downstairs. We walk downstairs and there is a knock at the door I answer it with the boys behind me. Its Tony.
Me- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??
Tony- your VAGINA
Me- FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR CIRCUM SIZED PENIS
Zayn- BURN
Tony- YOUR GAY BROTHER IS HERE
Me- he is not gay do you want me to beat you up
Tony- I would like to see you try
I punch him in the face and knee him in the gut he falls to the floor like a girl.
Me- you going to leave me alone now
Tony- I WILL BE BACK
Me- NO NEED AND YOU TOUCH SAFFA AGIN AND I WILL HURT YOU MORE
I see Saffa come down the path but she has tears going down her cheeks. I bend down to her height. Tony leaves I pull Saffa into a hug and carry her into the living room with the guys following.
Me- What is the matter Saffa
Saffa- I got bullied
Me- who was it this time??
Saffa- the same people but they are saying that I am lying about being Zayns sister
Me- don't listen to them
Saffa- Josie did you ever get bullied
Me- I cant say I did
Saffa- how are you so popular
Me- I had a make over
Saffa- can you and Lola give me one
Lola- of course babe go upstairs we will be there
Me- yep
Saffa walks upstairs and me and Lola look at each other and go up after her we do her hair and makeup and change her clothes this is what she is wearing http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=115824851. When she is done she looks stunning.
Me- you look stunning
Saffa- thanks Josie Lola for doing this for me it means a lot
Me- its okay girl
Lola- yeah what she said
Me- lets go show the boys
Saffa- okay
We walk downstairs and into the living room where the boys were.
Zayn- Saffa you look lovely
The boys agree.
Me- you are going to get the fellers
Saffa- Josie if you go outside you could get a guy at just looking at them
Me- I have had practice
Saffa- do you love Louis
Me- maybe I do
Louis- AWWW
Liam- Josie got a crush
Me- MAYBE
