Osomatsu-san x Pilipino!Reader

Hold on to your seats

When italicized, it is english
When underlined, it is japanese
When normal, it is tagalog

Translation will be added if needed
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"Welp, let's get going."

You said as you looked at 'em.

A few minutes of walking and talking about Japan and the Philippines and about their mom and dad on a road that not much people really go at, at this time. But, this is like a short cut there. Mang Inasal was still no where in sight.

" Ahh.. are we there yet?" Osomatsu asked releasing a big sigh.

" No, not yet." You answered.

Osomatsu just sighed again.

You looked at the exhausted brothers and felt a bit of pity for 'em.

' I guess they're not that use of walking in hot weather.'

You thought.

You heard a truck nearby and a familiar noise.

' I didn't wanna do this but.. if they wanna go there quickly..'

You waited for the truck to be a bit close.

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"Hey! Uncle!!"

You yelled cupping your hands on your mouth for the driver of the truck, which is your uncle, to hear you.

The brothers blinked at you and saw you running a bit.

They did this aswell.

For a few failed attempts. Your uncle finally noticed you and he slowed down a bit.

" Oh Y/N! Howdy there. What can I help ya with?" He asked loudly. Adjusting his cap.

You began to run a bit faster.

" Oi! Y/N-chan! What are you trying to do?" Choromatsu asked while Jyushimatsu is just... uhh being Jyushimatsu- let's just say he's flying in the background.

How is he even doing that.

" And who is this man? My.. Karamatsu gi- BOEEH." Karamatsu was interrupted by a sudden pain that helt on his back.

It felt like someone kicked him..

Oh. Hey Ichimatsu-

" Who is he?" Ichimatsu asked leaving Karamatsu in a pool of his own blood on the ground. On his own.

But, he was then scooped up by the most precious bean. Jyushimatsu.

"HAHAHA I GOT YOU NII SAN!!!" He said as he scooped up his older brother. Twirling around like he just drank 15 gallons of alcohol.

...wait. I think Jyushimatsu can still survive 15 gallons of alcohol tho.. can he?? Let's just pretend he can't ok? Ok.

" Oh. He is just are fastest ticket to Mang Inasal." You said as you gave a thumbs up and a little wink at him.

Ichimatsu seem to tense up. Blushing a bit, but you didn't really motice 'cuz of his mask, and ran slow which 'causing him to be the last person in a line of running people.

You just looked at him confused but quickly shrugged it off and tried to persuade your uncle to give you guys a lift.

But, little do you know as you did your thing with your uncle.

The Matsuno brothers, apart of the unconcious sleeping narcissist, were giving a death glare at Ichimatsu.

Even Jyushimatsu.. try to imagine Jyushimatsu's and Todomatsu's death glare.. oh gohd.