Expect the Unexpected (Naruto Fanfiction)

Fuck Yourself with a Kunai

"No. Effing. Way." I murmured breathlessly.

It's been about 10 minutes, and in those few minutes, I managed to wrap my brain around this mind fucking realization.

That I was now in the body of Sakura Haruno.

Looking around the room, I sighed and ruffled my - Sakura's pink hair in frustration.

"Since when the fuck does wishing actually work? Why didn't it work when I was five and asked for a unicorn? Huh?!! What about that Kami?!?" I asked, yelling up at the ceiling taking acute notice of my substitution of Kami instead of God.

'The Japanese-ness must be getting to me.' I thought sighing.

A knock on the bedroom door startled me from my thoughts.

"Sakura dear, are you up yet? You'll be late for the academy if you don't get ready soon." Spoke a woman, presumably my - Sakura's mom, from the other side of the door.

"Um yeah, I'm up! Just give me a few minutes!" I called back nervously.

"Alright sweety." She answered before I heard her fading footsteps.

Sighing, I walked to the door and hesitated before opening it. Poking my head out the door, I looked both ways before spotting the open bathroom door across the hall from me. Glancing once more, left and right, I ran into the bathroom and locked the door behind me before letting out a deep breath.

I didn't bother looking at the mirror (because the thought of staring at someone else's body, no matter what gender or whether I was currently occupying their body or not, still disturbed me) as I stripped Sakura - ew, I mean myself of my - urgh, Sakura's pajamas. That's gonna have to stop soon.

I climbed into the shower after turning on the water and checking to make sure the water was a pleasing temperature. Standing underneath the steaming water calmed my thoughts as I scrubbed away at the unblemished skin of my new body.

As I showered I came across the realization that here, I could be and act like whoever I wanted to be. I could be the real me. With absolutely no expectations holding me back.

Smiling at this thought, I washed my hair with some tasty smelling peach shampoo before my stomach growled at the realization that I haven't had breakfast. Finishing with the rest of my shower, I quickly got out and dried off.

Wrapping the towel around me, I poked my head out the and looked both ways. Spotting no one, I ran back into my room while shutting the door swiftly and softly behind me.

I discarded the towel into the hamper in the corner of the room next to what I assumed was a closet. Flinging open the double doors, I felt my eye twitch as I took in the walk-in closet full of the exact. Same. Damn. Outfits.

Sighing, I walked into the closet to search for something different. Walking further to the back of the closet, I found a lone cardboard box against the wall in a corner. Reading the writing on the side of the box, it read: 'Sakura's ninja clothes.'

I was confused by this considering Sakura's ninja clothes were the red fighting dress she always wore in the episode before Shippuden. Unless...

Tearing the tape off of the top of the box, I opened it and looked inside to find Sakura's Shippuden outfit lying inside. Weird, but better than having to wear a dress to fight in.

Pulling the outfit out of the box, I quickly changed into it after putting on a pair of underwear. The sad thing, is that I had to wear a training bra. I could fix that though if I either drank lots of milk and/or ate lots of ice cream (A/N: this is my friend's theory for big boobs •-• feel free to try it any time) or if I gained a lot of chakra and stored it in my boobs like Tsunade does (A/N: yet another of my friend's theory).