LEGOLAS: At least elven chicks don't smell like dwarven dudes and look like bearded tree stumps!
GIMLI: Pffffft yeah well elven men look like ladies....
LEGOLAS:O///O
SMEAGOL: hahaha the rings does thises yes it does, it turns smeagol into creature of precious, yes yes:3 precious smeagol....
FRODO:WTF!!!??
SMEAGOL: HA WE HAVE FOUNDS THE OWNER OF THE PRECIOUS. COME BACK BAGGINSES, WE LOVES YOU!!!!
FRODO: Ah HOLY shit.
FRODO HAS LOGGED OFF
FILI: Do you hear that?
*kili turns*
KILI: Yeah sounds like the horrible and tortured screams of orcs
*Thorin comes running, his armour has got tears in it*
THORIN: RUN!!!!! They're going to catch up
*kili and fili draw their swords*
KILI: who? Orcs?
THORIN: Worse.......FANGIRLS!!!! RUN!!!!
*Fangirls come running*
KILI: They've found us, RUN!!!
FANGIRLS: You will come back and love me!!!!"
LEGOLAS: Won’t you come back and love me:’(
TAURIEL: WTH LEGOLAS??? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!!
LEGOLAS: Well we did until YOU DECIDED TO RUN OFF WITH KILI!!!! BESIDES I DON’T DATE ELVEN CHICKS THAT SMELL LIKE GIMLI AND LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY POLE!
TAURIEL HAS LOGGED OFF
LEGOLAS HAS LOGGED OFF
GANDALF: Wait where’d everybody go??
FRODO: As usual you’re late :P
GANDALF: *raises eyebrow* Yeah well you’re short but tomorrow I’ll wake up and I won’t be late anymore.
Sam: HAHAHAHA OH MY TATERS BURRRRRRRNNNN FRODO!!!!!
FRODO: wth are you laughing at? You’re a 3 foot hobbit just like I am!
SAM: *Sam is not amused*
EVERYONE HAS LOGGED OFF
Nothing against Tauriel:) Hope you enjoyed it :D
