Joke of the Day

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Someone lied and told my dad I was pregnant, Ed I love you more than air and everything but sorry I'd punch you in the goddamn nuts if you went that way with me, real talk -.- I'M NOT LAUGHING! -Liz

Actually she's crying her eyes out, she won't even talk to me xc *sighs* what the hell? -Rita

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