THEY are aliens? (boyxboyxboy)

chapter 1

A/N: I am really sorry for this prolonged delay of this chapter! I am especially sorry to SinisterMinds for not doing this chapter. I had somehow forgotten that this story didn't even have the first chapter. So sorry!!!!!!! Forgive me please! Oh and I dedicated this chapter to SinisterMinds for getting me to write this chapter!

Chapter 1

~Jade's POV ~

"Mother, why are we moving?" I asked in a politely, annoying voice.

"You don't have to call me 'mother'," my mom said, sighing.

"I won't call you mother when you tell me WHY we are moving," I replied.

"And I already told you, 'you'll find out when we get there'," she replied back, while using said quotes.

"But I wanna know now!" I cried petulantly, all the while drawing looks from strangers on the same plane as my mom and I. My dad had left my mom for another woman a few years back. He even had the gall to flaunt his ho around right in front of my mom. I am so glad he is not my biological father. My mom won't say who is my father, but I have a feeling she is either lying to me(not that hard to believe) or she really just doesn't know. My dad married that ho last year. And he invited my mom to go to the wedding. Really really really glad he is not my father.

The reason I call his new wife a whore is because she even tried to do the deed with me! First of all, I'm a virgin! I wouldn't ever want HER to be my first. Secondly, I'm GAY!!!!! I wouldn't even be able to get aroused! She would probably traumatize my poor little friend (what? It's not like I have very many other friends!...I should probably do something about that...). Anyways I wouldn't ever be able to do anything with anybody else if she did anything with me. Plus, she's like 30-something and I'm only 17! I wish she would leave me alone. I guess it IS a good thing that my mom and I are moving.

"Are we there, yet?" I asked my mom in the most annoying voice I could conjure up.

"Sweety, we'll get there faster if you try to get some rest like the rest of the people on board are trying to do right now," she said tiredly.

"But mother, it's only 3:50 in the morning!" I cried out ignoring the glares I got from other people. PSH, no one needs sleep anyways.

"Will you be quiet for a minute if I give you a cookie and milk?" She questioned quickly.

"...You had cookies and milk and didn't tell me this earlier!?" I whisper yelled getting even more glares.

"Hush and eat your cookies before I eat them!" She whispered right back giving me a mother glare that I ignored as I snatched the cookies out of her hand and chewed them quickly.

"..." I suddenly stopped eating my cookies.

"...yes?"

"You put something in these didn't you?" I questioned her.

"That's for me to know and you to find out," she smirked.

"Mother...expect...revenge!" I yawned between each word and was soon fast asleep.

~Next day~

~Still jade's POV ~

I opened my eyes and shot out of my unfamiliar bed. Except I misjudged the distance and ended up getting tangled in my sheets and face planting into my floor. But I still remembered my mom giving me sleeping pills in my cookies. Time to exact my revenge! I did my really sinister, creepy laugh.

"Honey, you okay?" My mom shouted. Guess she must have heard my laugh. "You sounded like you were constipated and had to pee at the same time!" She shouted again.

...well, looks like I'll just disappear for a few weeks, maybe years until I can get over that embarrassing moment.

...ooh! I know! I'll just ignore her until she apologizes!

"Honey, you can't ignore me forever! Especially when I'm making you pancakes!" Hmm. That was a tempting offer, but I would not fall into the trap!

"..."

"Honey, I've got a really good surprise for you! You won't get it if you don't answer me right now? It's something you've been wanting for quite a while!" She yelled at me.

"A dog!?" I yelled back.

"Get down here and see!"

I spent a total of 5 minutes getting dressed, which anybody could tell since nothing matched, I had bed hair, and I had 2 different pairs of shoes on with different colored socks underneath. I ran out of the unfamiliar room, and down the stairs sea searching for my mom.

"Where are you mother?" I yelled looking for her.

"You don't have to call me mother! Call me mom like normal people!"

"Yeah, but we're not normal!" I yelled and followed her voice throughout the nicely decorated house to the well equipped kitchen... I also just followed the smell of food.

"Well, at least act like it!" She yelled.

"But, mother, you told me to always be my--who is this person?" I pointed dramatically to the stranger in the kitchen.

"You see, you were dropped as a baby, and this man here helped you to get better," she stated sarcastically.

"Moooom. But really, why is he here?" I stated not even letting him in on the conversation. Not like it looked like he wanted to be in the conversation. He looked like a giant hunk of a man. 'Yumm,' I thought. He randomly smiled.

"Jade, this is your new father!" My mom yelled happily.

'Well,' I thought, 'could have been wor....wait does this mean they already married or eloped or had a secret kid together?! Oh no! If there is another kid, then I might have to give up the idea of a dog, or a car, or MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!! NO ONE BUT ME GETS MY COOKIES!" I thought in a scary voice.

"As long as I get my cookies, no one gets hurt!" I yelled dramatically.

"Don't worry, you can keep your cookies. Especially after I heard what was in them last night," the man said in a very deep voice.

I mentally glared at him. Or at least I thought it was mental.

"Stop glaring at him, he's your new father!" She yelled at me without turning her back from the stove.

I had forgotten that fact. "Until I come up with 20 or so questions, don't move!" I yelled at the newcomer and pointed my finger at him. Then, I ran upstairs to do some thinking.

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A/N: tell me what you think! (BTW this is just the very beginning, so it's mostly just filler/description chapter leading up to the action.

Things should start to get heated up pretty soon and we'll meet the 2 other aliens! I can't wait!...guess that means I should get started on writing the next chapter...

Anyways, next chapter should be soon depending on how fast I write it!