The Signs When They Are Drunk

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The Signs When They Are Drunk

Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*

Taurus: "I need to get home!!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!!"

Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*

Cancer: *starts thinking about the past and cries*

Leo: *does drunk karaoke*

Virgo: "I think I just pissed my pants...."

Libra: "Listen.... Picasso? Not that great..."

Scorpio: "Who wants to fuck??"

Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*

Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to Beyonce*

Aquarius: *believes they can fly*

Pisces: "There is no way we are alone in this world..."

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