Marlon took Newton to a bar, and got him drunk. Since Newton wasn't a very good drinker, he got drunk easily, and Marlon had to bring him home, the house was empty, so Marlon just placed him on the couch and sat down beside him.
"You..you know what? Fuck the King and his..endless bullspiitch" Newton slurred, looking at Marlon, who was internally screaming. "ic...icant eveen look at somebody without then metchoning that guy..."
"Newton, please be quiet." Marlon said, screaming internally louder.
Newton threw a side table at Marlon. "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, AND ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO!" Newton then ran upstairs, giggling like a child, Marlon followed him to the rooftops, to find Newton sitting on the titan lid.
"Oh god, Newton. Get off the lid." Marlon got closer slowly as Newton stood up. "nO! I waaaaaant tooooo" he then fell asleep, falling to the ground, and Marlon relieved. "Thank god that's over-"
Marlon was suddenly toppled by something. He could hear extreme unholy screaming. Newton was in a very unnatural position, as he chased Marlon down the stairs. "WHY WHY WHYW HIW ARE TOU EVEN DOING THAT NEWTON OH GID NO"
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Pure comedy warning.
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