- Asumptions obscure the truth.
- You always feel you've done a great job on a project until you look at someone elses.
- Reasons why school shouldn't exist- Math: we have calculators for that. Geography: I'll look at a globe. Science: there's Discovery channel. Social: I'll watch the news. LA: spell check has my back.
- People don't buy cars because they're fuel efficient; they buy them because there's a pretty background in the commercials.
- I swear hockey players take a whole hour to score a goal on purpose so that the suspense keeps people watching.
- Men don't spill milk; they drink all of it before they sit down.
- Your nose always itches at the worst possible time.
- A popular kid talks to you and you think "W. T. F. Did I just walk into another dimension or something?"
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F.U.C.K. the World
Humor(Funny Unknown Covert of humanKind) WARNING: After reading this book, you may never think the same way again. This book includes rants on movies, people, books, TV shows, cliches and anything else you can think of. All of this is random and compl...
