Wigitty, wiggitty, wiggitty, what up homesicles!!??
Tyler Joseph, the lead singer of Twenty One Pilots, has been given the nickname "Smol Bean" by the Clique. So, last week, me and my friend decided to come up with a nickname for the magnificent lead singer of U2. Just like Tyler's nickname, it had to be a food with an adjective. After a while of brainstorming and looking at pictures of Bono, we finally landed on the perfect nickname. This lovely man will from now on be known as......drumroll please....
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Swaggy Squash. *bursts into laughter*
OK that nickname sounds really weird, but let me at least justify myself. Bono's hair is squash color, and he's always wearing clothes that I like to describe as "swaggy." So, there you have it. Swaggy Squash. *bursts into laughter again*
Extra story: me and my friend found a picture where Bono's hair was brown.
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So, my friend decided to come up with with a nickname for brown-haired Bono. He couldn't be Swaggy Squash, because his hair wasn't squash colored. I kind of already new this was going down hill, because the options for brown food aren't so great. Her thought process (I know this because she was thinking out loud) was "hmm, brown things. What's brown and is food? Chocolate. Types of chocolate. Ummm, oh! Sugar Daddies. Ok then, Swaggy Sugar Daddy!" The moment the words came out of her mouth, she realized maybe "Swaggy Sugar Daddy" sounded really inapropriate and probably wasn't the best nickname choice for Bono. Also, if the boys in our class heard the words "sugar daddy," they would have a feild day. Ugh. 8th grade boys and their super-sexual-not-even-funny sense of humor.
I will probably make fun of my friend for the "Swaggy Sugar Daddy" incident for the rest of her life.
Anyways, my parents are probably worrying about me since my chosen place for writing this was in the bathroom, and I don't normally hole myself up in the bathroom for an hour. So, I should probably get out and assure them that I didn't fall down the toilet.
