One day Guillotine and his homeboi Kankri were making their way downtown walking fast strangers pass, but then Cronus ruined everything and Guillotine was angery, so he flew into space to look for the crystal gems but he only found the famethyst. They all agreed to help in exchange for memes. meanwhile on whatever planet they originated on, Luke had to get a c-section (-dIES-) because he was somehow pregnant despite being male, but then Matt showed up and used the powers of his formidable chin and summoned lapidot together. They wanted memes but Pearl was salty and on her period somehow and denied access to the meme vault so they were ANGERY. and then stupid fucking banana lookin ass yellow diamond ruined every single thing with her stupid ass cluster bullshit and it made Peridot even more ANGERY. but since banana lookin ass yellow stupid diamond ruined everything, this story can't continue further so we must end it here. The end.
