The Maniacs and The Perverts

Chapter 5

Dedicated to Silventescapade :))))) Salamat sa long comments mula Chapter 1 hanggang 4 :* Godbless! =)))))

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"Yo girls, why don't we just do bar hopping instead of malling?" Evil suddenly suggest when they are talking about what to do on weekends. They have decided to go shopping but then she changed her mind.

"Girl, we'll do that after mag-shopping. Mawawala pa ba 'yun?" Sabi naman ni Henna sa kanya.

"We'll get tired after going to mall, we don't have enough energy for bar." umismid si Evil sa kanila.

"As if naman magmamarathon tayo sa loob ng mall! Tska kelan ka pa napagod pag nagsha-shopping?" taas kilay na tanong ni Hell. Nagtataka siya kung bakit ayaw ni Evil na magmall sa weekends. Dati naman ay ito ang namimilit sa kanila.

"And why do I have this feeling na ayaw mo talagang magmall?" tanong din ni Henna.

Evil sighed then giggled, "There's this British Dj on our favorite club! Gosh girls, his biceps, his unstyled hair which suits him perfectly, his kissable lips and his dark eyes! Oh my ghad! I can spend my life staring at him." she sighed again dreamily.

"Oh great, I know him!" sabi naman ni Demy kaya napatingin sa kanya ang tatlo na nakakunot-noo.

"How? When? Where? Do you like him? No you dont!" naghysterical agad si Evil habang hinahawakan si Demy sa braso.

"Goodness gracious, he's my childhood friend, bitch!" sabay irap ni Demy kay Evil.

"Perhaps you mean, childhood sweetheart?" sabi pa ni Hell kaya lalong nagtantrums si Evil. She really like the guy, he's exactly her type.

"Wait, I'll puke--" Demy acted like she's gonna vommit when Hell said that, then she laugh, "Girl, if I do like him, do you think he's not my boyfriend now? Bitch, I can get a fvcking gorgeous man in no time."

"You fat ass. By the way, what's his name?" Biglang may lambing sa tono ni Evil.

"He's Diego."

"Oh.. Diego. Ang hot ng name!" napahawak si Evil sa pisngi niya. Nangiwi naman si Hell at Henna.

"Duuh?! What's hot in that name?" sabi ni Hell. Diego is a common Filipino name, what part of that name is hot?

"His name is kinda.. err, weird." sabi naman ni Henna.

"Stop it, girls. I swear if you see him, his name will sound so hot to your ears." kinikilig na sabi ni Evil.

"Yeah, yeah." tugon lang nila Henna at Hell. Napailing nalang si Demy.

Nagkaron na sila ng kaniya-kaniyang mundo. Si Demy ay nagfa-file ng kuko, si Evil naman ay nagde-daydream, si Henna ay nagseselfie at si Hell ay nakadukmo sa desk at gustong matulog. Wala pa kasi ang teacher nila kaya't free sila sa kung anong gusto nilang gawin.

Si Hell, antukin pag nasa klase or school. Kaunting dukmo lang niya sa desk ay dinadalaw na agad siya ng antok. Pero pag nasa bar naman ay sobrang hyper. Ni hindi mo makikitaan ng kapaguran sa katawan. Sa kanilang apat, siya ang madalas napapagalitan o nasesermonan ng teacher dahil palaging pabalang kung sumagot. Pero ang hindi maintindihan ng mga teacher nila ay kung bakit mataas ang grado at nakukuha nitong score sa mga test. Hindi naman siya palasagot pag recitation o kaya oral test pero matataas padin ang marka niya. 'Stocked knowledge bitch', yan ang sagot palagi ni Hell sa tuwing magtataka din sina Evil, Henna at Demy.