The life of me and my inner demon😇😈

chapter 2

OMG. OMG. That is all I can say. Why can the ground not sallow me up? Or I gain super powers and become invisible? Ugh just kill me now!

No. I am having too much fun! This is hilarious! Nothing as good as this has happens to my host body in around 400 years!

Evil little brat

What did you say!?!?

Oh. What? Nothing. Anyway I suppose you are wondering what on earth is going on. well, let me explain. It was biology and the
Last lesson of the day and we are doing about DNA. So we have to fill a cup with water, put it in our mouths and keep it there for a minute, spit it back in to the cup, add a few other things like salt and washing up liquid and then put that liquid into a tiny jar which all ready has a different substance in. First thing that goes wrong: I put to much water in the cup meaning I had too much water in my mouth and couldn't swallow it if needs be.  Second thing too to wrong: Tom and Toby decide it would be funny to try and me and my friend laugh with the water in our mouths. Third thing to go wrong: It works.

Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa lol!!!!! Hhhhaaaaaaaa hhhaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They tell us the worst jokes imaginable but make them seem funny. Amy was already spitting out her water into the sink and Lucy was on her way. I had just turned around to join them when they tell the worst joke imaginable!!

What do you call an underwater ambulance??
A clambulance!
Ohh that joke is zee best joke in zee world!!

I then laugh and spit the water out every where!
It goes all over the floor, down my sleeves, all over my friends , every where!
Then the whole room goes silent. Miss. White then starts asking poor Ella if it was her that spat pout the water and I have to own up to spitting out the water in front of the whole class! And my crush is in that class! Ugh!! 😱 turns out Toby had to swallow his water it stop him doing the same thing because watching me was "so funny"

It was tho!! It was hilarious!!!!

I hate you

I know you do and that's why I usually hate you too but today was just too good and you are acceptable. Also it will be really funny tomorrow because I get to see everyone's reaction to seeing you! All the girls will be like " ehh there's the girl who spat the water every where! She is such a loner and I wouldn't be surprised if she stays that way!" And all the boys would be like " ehh who should date her?!? Yuck no thanks did you here she spat water out all over her friends in biology!"

That enough! Give me a break! Please!

Fine

Thank you. Anyway I do hope things go well tomorrow and I don't need you ( Bob) to go telling me all the bad bits like I don't already know them! We will have to just wait and see!