Homestuck x Troll!Reader

John x Reader (Part 1)

(John's POV)
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  I sighed and stared out the window while I sat on my bed. I was kind of bored, and nobody was on Pesterchum or Trollian, either. Standing up, I went over to my computer with my background just as weird as ever. Wait.. Someone changed it to apple juice. God dammit Dave! Anyway, I went onto Pesterchum to check if anyone was on again, seeing that nothing had changed ad no one was on. I pushed away from my desk and rolled away from it in my chair, which made me feel powerful for some reason. I like this chair. I call it The Chair of Bossing Bossily Bossy Bossness. 11/10 best name. I stood up and went down stairs to get anything to eat, skipping the last step and jumping off. Parkour! That was stupid, I sorry you had to see that. Well, I went to the kitchen and opened up the fridge which had four rows of shelves, which were stocked up with food. I took the milk and just took the carton upstairs. I'm too lazy to drink from a cup right now. Heck, I'm always too lazy.

(Your POV)
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  I quietly listened to music with my earbuds in while laying n the couch with a drawing pad. I was scribbling a few doodles of the other trolls and even a few of the humans. Speaking of humans, my human friend John wanted me to join this site called Pesterchum, which was basically the human version of Trollian. I was always too lazy to join, but I felt like talking to someone now so I might as well. Walking to my desk and sitting down, I opened up my computer and downloaded it. After it downloaded, I opened it to see a lot of similar features to Trollian. I already knew John's name on there, ectoBiologist, so I scrolled through and clicked his profile to see that he was on. I smiled and pressed the chat button to talk with him.

 (T/N) began pestering ectoBiologist.

T/N: Hey John, it's (F/N).
EB: Oh hi (F/N)! You finally downloaded this!
T/N: Ha, yeah. It's a lot like Trollian, actually. :)
EB: Yeah, I imagine so.
T/N: Welp, I'm pretty bored.
EB: Same here, no one's really on anyways besides you.
T/N: Mhm.
EB: Hey, wanna come over? I got fruit gushers and Doritos-
T/N: I'm a bit busy, I'll think about it though.
EB: I have the good dinosoar in the DVD player.
T/N: ..... I'll be right over.

  And with that I picked up my bag and left for John's house. I can never say no to the good dinosoar.