Sonic's Book

Sonic is cracked: Hedgehog Shenanigans

Disclaimer: many cursing, censored stuff, ooc-ing(out of character), nutshells, sailboats, Pizza Hut & cHILIDOOOOGS...just enjoy the show!

Give me ur butt

Sonic: Hey babe

Amy: *giggles*

Sonic: I got something to tell you~

Amy: Pff... W-what is it?

Sonic: Maybe you could *leans in* You know, give it to me

Amy: ...what

Sonic: I mean...just give me your butt

Amy: E-ew! No!

Sonic: Give me your butt please!

Amy: Nooo!

Sonic: Give me!

Amy: *shakes* Nooo!

Sonic: Give me your butt!

Amy: *waves arms like a maniac* Noooo!

Sonic: I said give me your butt!

Amy: *runs around da room* NOOOOO

Sonic: Give meeehhhhh

Damn Street rules

Shadow: *rubs eyes* Are you ready?

Scourge: *rubs eyes* Gimme a secooond... ready!

Shadow: Aaand... Go! *stares*

Scourge: *stares back*

Shadow: ō-ō

Scourge: õwõ

Scourge: *makes funny faces* * makes armpit sounds*

Shadow: *eye twitches* ō.ē

Scourge: *wiggles without blinking* Oohh you're gonna blink!

Shadow: In your dreams. hmph

Scourge: Grrr... Hm...

Shadow: ...

Scourge: *takes out laser pointer* *points it to Shadow* pew pew, Tch! Pew!

Shadow: *blinks* *groans* Hey! That was cheating! That wasn't even necessary

Scourge: *blows tip of pointer* Street rules man, street rules

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL

goOD 4 YOu

Amy: Hey did you know, I saw Kim Kardashian at the mall a while ago

Silver: Oh yeah?

Amy: Yeah, she was sooo pretty. And she signed me an autograph and bought me clothes

Silver: Well... Good for you

Amy: Thanks

Silver: ...good for you

Silver: *stands up* good for you

Silver: *goes near* gOOd for yOu

Silver: *goes even near*gOoD For yOU

Silver: *is now infront of her* GOOD FOR YOU

Amy: ó^ò;;

Pikachu!

Silver: Hey Sonic. I've been practicing Pikachu's voice and I think I'm winging it

Sonic: That's good for you

Silver: I'm gonna test it out today

Sonic: ...

Silver: *does Pikachu's expression & voice* Pikachu!

Sonic: o..

Silver: Pikachu!

Sonic: uò..

Silver: Pika, pika Pikachu

Sonic: óuò

Silver: ^//w//^ Pika Pikachu

Sonic: ōuō

Silver: Pika--

Sonic: *throws him out of the window*

Silver: --chuuuuu! *falls*

Sonic: Heh