Hey bitches!
Its Mami,
So we're all been through some serious shit in life, right? It's like life wants us to become serial killer. Like one minute your a sweet little kid with the best life ever getting whatever you want, the next your breaking into fucking houses stealing cars and killing people with license plates! Like there are different types of people we got goths, sweethearts, bitches, badass....s, killers OK you can be anything, like some people decide to do their homework and spend their summer writing poetry others decide to break into houses and destroy cars with confetti and balloons.
Okay if a stranger or someone you don't like came up to you and started talking to you what do you do? Simply you pull a shakira and start shaking ya hips, start talking Spanish being like "hola bitch!" Or you can start singing Friday, just grabbing a stick start smacking the fucking tree acting like it's your sister or shit! Look the point is life is a bitch
Like there's one little shitty thing that will just push you over the edge and you know what that shit is?......
LIFE
So if you want to survive life here are a few tips
1)don't ruin ya life
People go to parties and smoke, drink all this shit that's just killing them. Like they know you only live once so make the best of it so they try to live a little ya know. But this shit is killing them, like people can live to like 90 and your only gonna live like 40 fucking years. But seriously just don't smoke I mean you can drink here and there but not every time fucking Miley Cyrus songs start playing
2)don't be an idiot
People can be such fucking idiots like if a stranger invite you to the house or wants to take you in the car with them just don't that is so dangerous and you could literally die like they could be kidnapping you so don't be such a fucking idiot but if you're drunk and you say yes then... Well yeah!
3) suicide
Wow is this getting serious... guys don't commit suicide OK so many people lose their lives and it's not funny it's not a game if someone is Bond you or something just tone adults don't... You don't have to go through this alone like you don't commit fucking suicide because like the cat died or shit like people commit suicide because I feel being bullied or something but if you choose to commit suicide because like you're fucking nail chipped what the fuck is wrong with you! And all seriousness just don't do that shit because people make mistakes they do things and talk to adults get some help and you don't have to go through this alone you're not alone and that's all that matters
So this was the bad shit about life I need people get bullied and commit suicide and do all this because they think life is against them they think the world is against them but in all serious Ness you only live once so make the best of it I mean I won't point you will die and I'm sorry if I scare some of you guys cause death is a little scary thing but we all go through it and no one has to go through anything alone don't believe that life in the world is against you OK cause it's not I'm just saying all of this stuff because you need to be ready for when some sort of serious shit gets tell me into your life you have to deal with it but you don't have to do it alone in the next chapter of this book I will talk about the things that... Well the things that some of us go to but I don't have to deal with the alone
