"God this guy is tough." Yang said to himself just about evading the giant beam. The huge black beast he was attempting to defeat was much larger and stronger than he was, almost too strong. Legend says, this very beast defeated Captain Falcon in one hit. The beast pulled out a green metal can before shouting "THERE AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE A GOOD MOUNTAIN DEW." He drunk the dew and tremendous power entered the beasts body. It roared and a bright green light came out from his eyes. "Well shit." Yang thought. "I gotta get out of here!" He said before running fast as fuck boi. "I AIN'T FINISHED WITY YOU!" The Mountain Dew man shouted before running slowly over. Despite his enormous power, he was slower compared to yang.
Yang managed to find shelter and hide from the Mountain Dew man. "Great, now there's no way I can beat him." He sat arms folded. "Hm..." He thought of what to do before pulling out a bag of weed and began to smoke it. "Whoaaa" his eyes went bloodshot quickly and he started spazzing out. "Oh I know! I'll go speak to the respect card lord! Surely he'll know the answer!" Yang said with a tone of happiness. He got up and ran.
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Birth of the meat god
ActionWhen the dumbass yang stroked the first meat, he knew he was a fool. He had no clue about the powers this meat god had. Join yang in this terribly written story about the birth of the meat god.
