Herc POV
We walked down the hallway to our dorms, talking about the classes we had. We didn't have any of the same classes, but they were all at the same times, so we could hang out whenever. we reached my and Alex's (for now) dorm fist, but stopped when I heard muffled conversation inside.
"Alex, Herc will be home any minute"
"So? He's walked in on us before."
"Alex..."
Then there was a muffled moan. I turned to Laf and grinned. "Watch this."
"BRAH! BRAH! I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN!"
The two men inside screamed and appeared to fly to opposite ends of the room. Herc was close to crying from laughter, and I followed close behind. The two, who I guessed to Be Alex and John Laurens, were glaring at Herc, red in the faces, and completely naked. "HERCULES MULLIGAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" screamed one of the men. "Hey, you said it yourself Alex. I've walked in on you before." This caused me to fall on to the sofa, laughing so hard that tears were streaming from my eyes and I couldn't breathe. One of the men finally noticed me.
"Hey Herc, who's your new friend?"
fuck.
