Creepypasta Random Shenanigans

Too Harsh?

Jeff was fixing the hole, LJ was eating cookies and watching Markiplier with Sally on his phone in her room, (Even though she's only 8) Masky was reading Jeff x LJ fanfics on his phone, Toby was playing agar.io on his computer in his room, Hoodie was filming a fight between Jane and Clockwork in Jane's room, and so on. But Ben didn't have a phone, so he used EJ's. They were reading TicciMask fanfics. Ben, EJ, and Masky were the only 3 in the living room. Then out of the blue, Ben sneezed. (Ben - normal_EJ - bold_Masky - slanted) "Ewww Ben! You got spit all over my phone!" EJ said, wiping off his phone. "Gross..." "It's not MY FAULT, I had to sneeze." "YOU COULD'VE DONE IT IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION!" "One, I was too lazy, two, It happened too fast, and three, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! PEOPLE SNEEZE!" "But you're not a person..." "SHUT UP! I STILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO SNEEZE!" "Geez, I was only pointing it out..." "What's going on down here?" Slendy interrupted. "Well-" Ben started, but was rudely interrupted by EJ, "BEN SNEEZED ALL OVER MY PHONE!" Slendy sighed, "Why do you guys fight over the dumbest things?" "Because we are the dumbest things." Masky sarcastically responded. "Well try to be smarter things. I have better stuff to do than breaking up all your retarded fights." "Like what?" Ben asked. "Could you get any dumber? He's obviously not gonna tell you." EJ said, he looked at Slendy signaling for him to leave. Masky caught on, he knew they had to distract Ben or he would never let Slendy go. "EJ is that even a question? Ben is so dumb it's unreal, he actually can't get any dumber. He's at his limit." Masky said. "I don't even know what Sally sees in him." He continued. (Quick A/N Ben is 10 and Sally is 8 in this story, they both share feelings for each other but they know they're too young to date. The age might not be right, but this is my book and my choice. U no like? Den y r u here?) Sally walked by and into the kitchen, "Definitely not a brain." Sally said. Ben started crying, and he ran to his room. Masky broke the silence, he felt guilty. "Ok, maybe that was a little too harsh..."

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