ONE DAY LITTLE BILLY THE THIRD WAS WALKING HIS 7YEAR OLD SELF
(Without a guardian because why even?)
ON THE CORNER OF HAMILTON AND HE SPOTTED A TREE ON THAT CORNER IT WAS A VERY OLD TREE BUT IT STILL HAD MANY YEARS TO GO.
HE BECAME VERY FOND OF THAT TREE OVER THE YEARS CUZ HE HAD WALKED TO THE BUS STOP AND THE TREE WAS ALWAYS THERE SO HE CLIMBED THAT TREE EVERY SINGLE TIME HE COULD
AND WHEN HE CLIMBED IT HE COULD SEE WHERE EVERYBODY LIVED AND THEREFORE THE BIRTH OF ONE OF THOSE CREEPY STALKER DUDES
AND THEN ONE DAY HE FOUND OUT PEOPLE WERE GONNA CUT THAT SAME EXACT TREE DOWN AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:"
AND SINCE HE HAD ONLY ONE FRIEND
(Barely a friend)
(Sad life)
HE CALLED OUT TO SIT ON DA TREE SO THEY WONT CUT THE TREE DOWN BUT NONE CAME TO HELP AND THEN THE PO PO CAME AND WAS ALL LIKE "BOY IF YOU DONT GET YO BUTT DOWN HERE AND OHT OF THE WAY YO GONNA GET A BEATEN"
AND SO LITTLE BILLY THE THIRD LEFT ALL TEARY EYED AND HE NEVER SAW THAT TREE AGAIN
BUT INSTEAD A HOUSE
THE END
