The crayon fic

The car ride

Dan's P.O.V
"Are you ready little boy.??" Says Phil full of energy.
"Why.. What.. you called me little boy." Dan replied
"Just get in the car seat" said Phil
"BITCH AM TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD AND YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR SEAT!!" Yelled dan
"Yup. Got a problem with that?" Says Phil

                             Half way to the store

"My ass hurts.." cried Dan
"Deal with it Pig. It's not my fault that's your thick ass can't fit in there." Said Phil
"Fuck you." Said Dan
Phil pulls over and stops the car on the side of the road. Phil pulls Dan's hair back and makes his hand into a fist,and punches dan.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!" Cried dan
"Don't make me do it again. Watch your language." Said Phil

                        Arrived at the store
Phil's P.O.V
"Come on little boy" said Phil while getting Dan out of the car seat.
"Okay Daddy" said Dan
Phil grabs Dans hand and walks into the store
"You know what we came here for Danny Boy?"
Said Phil
"CRAYONS!!!" Yelled dan while running to the art section
Dan grabs a box of crayons and Phil grabs glue .
"What's the glue for Phil?"
"You'll find out later." Says Phil while smirking