There once was an od swingset named Bob, who was loved greatly by the young children. But there was something the children did not know. Bob was alive, and he loved them. But not all of them. He. Loved. Their. Butts.
One day, Bob went crazy and whenever the young children sat on his swings, he kept them there. Parents started becoming worried, because when they called, their child stayed on the swing set. They went over there, and told them they had to leave. The children reacted in a way people didn't think was possible.
The children said no,
And then the children...
died.
The End.
And Bob started
