Of Course It Had To Be! So I packed up and Boffo Kept Talking to me about The EXACT DAMN THING HE SAID IN THE SUMMER GAMES! So I got my Broom and Started To Sweep The Landmine to the Piranha Hole, I hate Doing This, The Landmine will Detonate Any Second Now, But then I saw Zany and I Started Thinking About Her, I tried to wink at her but she wasn't looking I was do Focused on Zany That The Landmine Exploded, Then My Bottom Of Torso and Legs Fell into the Pirañas, Apparently They Where Famished and Munched My Body While My Lungs and Half of Liver fell into the Piraña Hole, I Respawned And Zany's Team Won. This is Why I HATE Landmine Curling, Now I Am Currently Heading Back To My Cabin With Boffo, All Depressed. "I still Am Sad That We Lost." Boffo Said.
