Derpy Wars.

Derp Wars, The Wars BEGIN!

In the  Year 1. On the first of the first.... (January the 1st)

There was a guy. His name was Bert.

Bert was a nice guy! He came from the clouds above! As Bert calls it. The Derp Sky Spirits. Bert had friends coming down from the heavens the place grew and Bert was happy!

But one day.

Bert was strolling through his derpy town when The Derp Sky Spirits hole appeared Bert was surprised they haven't had anyone come through the hole in a while! Bert examined the person his face... It was different.. Less... 'No...' Bert said in disbelief. It. It was a none derpy. 'Hi.' Said the guy. Bert angry as ever of the spirits said 'Get out. You ain't belong here. We Derpz you none Derpz.'. The none derped guy was confused. 'Why? And whats this 'Derp' You keep talkin about?' Bert gasped. He slapped the guy in his face. "JUST LIKE I THOUGHT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT DERP? WELL THEN... GET OUTTAAA HEERRREEE' Bert Screamed. The none derpy guy looked quite sad now ;(. He looked around. Then Sighed. Then turned around then started to walk away. His feet sinking into the sand.

Few Days Later...

The same problem happened again! A none derpy person came. Bert kicked him out. Another one came, he kicked him out, they all followed the same way the first none derpy person went. One day, Bert went on a walk in the middle of the sky he saw something in front of the sun. 'Wut? The Sun has a birth mark?' then he saw closer it wasn't a birth mark it was a ATTACKER PLANE! Bert thought quickly he got one of his guards to go tell the whole town to evacuate! THEY WERE UNDER ATTACK! Bert had an idea he got his troops and got into the D-D123 One of the armed plane EVER. He got in. and got the guns ready.

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Bert heard missles coming. He reacted quickly. He turned and dogded just in time! He shot his biggest NUKE! He didn't even know who or what was attacking them. But then. He looked inside the cockpit of one of the enemies planes. It wasn't a derpy person It was... a none derpy person? Bert already knew why they came. For revenge, Because on how rude he was to them. But Bert HATED ABSOLUTEY HATED NONE DERPS. He went full savage mode on them got a MLG trickshot gun and No Scoped them all.. They won.. No Ships came back... But that may not be the end of the None Derps...