Derpy Wars.

In the year 1. Of the 1st.... Month - January...
a derpy Man Called 'Bert' comes down from the derpy heveans and has a jolly life with other derpy friends that came down from the heveans!

One day, a person.. Not derpy came down from the Derp Heveans! Bert Didn't like him... After that day more un-derpy people came down. Bert, not so very smart, declares a war against there none derpy people. .-.!!!!