Remnant's Love Stories [DISCONTINUED]

Y/N's Target practice: Suicide Squad skit

An: kinda feel sorry making You guys. So Imma do a rwby skits until Vol. 5 ends.

This is based on Suicidé Squad when Deadshot was in prison. For female readers. For the guys pretend your female.

Disclaimer: I don't own suicidé squad. If I did I still would be surprised on how buffed Will Smith got.

Atlas Supreme prison

Fully armed prison guards, and soldiers was escorting a deadly female faunas hitmen to a shooting range. She had aura blocking handcuffs on her hands and feet. They soon arrived to the shooting range.

Glynda: Alright, unlock her.

Ironwood: What?

Glynda: You heard me.

Ironwood: Do you know what this woman can do?

Glynda: We're here to find out. Now loose the restraints.

Ironwood gave a nod winter making her unlock the cuffs. You looked at the guns that were on the table.

(Y/N): What's this? Cheerleading tryouts.

Glynda: Lets go, lets see what you can do. They say you never miss a shot. Prove it.

You walked up to the table and grabbed a pistol. You raised it up letting everybody know you have it. Next you grabbed a clip, and reloaded the pistol.

Glynda: Mmhm. You got one in the chamber. What you going to do with it.

You aimed the gun at Ironwoods head. All the guards aimed their weapons at you.

Ironwood: SHIT!

Winter: Give me the the word sir and I'll drop her.

Glynda: James tell your men to stand down.

(Y/N): (whispers) Yeah general. Tell your ladies to put them down.

Ironwood:........ Stand down!!!

All the soldiers, and even Winter put their weapons down.

Ironwood: For the record Ozpin, this is EXACTLY what I was concerned about.

(Y/N): So, what's for dinner?

Ironwood: Winter, if this bitch shoots me I want you to kill her..... Then I want you to go clear my browsing history.

Winter looked at him with an annoyed expression.

(Y/N): See the firing pin is filed down right. It's a mag full of dummy rounds, so if I pull the trigger nothing happens.

Ozpin: Your absolutely right. Why would we give a loaded weapon to an infamous hitwomen.

He walked up close to you.

Ozpin: Go ahead. Pull the trigger. Empty it.

Ironwood: Don't empty NOTHING, you don't even know this guy I known you for like nine months. Remember when I brought you that cookie? That was a real cookie-

You pointed the gun up and pull the trigger. To everyone's surprise (except Glynda and Ospin's) they were real bullets.

Ironwood: Aw...Shit...

(Y/N): Shit....

Glynda: Oops.

You looked at the gun in disbelief as you start laughing,

(Y/N): Ya'll jokers must be crazy.

You started shooting at the targets. Every shot was a headshot. You switched to an assault rifle and still made headshots. Every was amazed by it. You put the gun down and walk towards Glynda.

(Y/N): All right, now that you know what you're buying let me tell you the price. First I want out of here. Second I want full custody of my son. His father can have, like... Supervised visits. But his stank ass girlfriend can't come. Bonquisha can't come.

Glynda: Bonquisha's out.

(Y/N): She's out. Third ya'll have to pay for my sons whole education. He wants to be a huntsmen, so the best combat schools. And then I want him to go to an Huntsman academy like Haven, Shade, um....

Glynda: Beacon.

(Y/N): Yeah Beacon one of the big joints. And if he can't cut it, and his grades starts slipping. I need you to Human that thing. You know how ya'll do.

Glynda: Oh, yeah

Ozpins mind: Interesting. Even though she's a cold blooded killer. She stills cares about her son, and what's best for him.

(Y/N): Now that's my price. But I'm concerned cause I don't see anyone writing shit down.

Glynda started smirking.

Glynda: You are in no position to be making any demands.

(Y/N): Oh? I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you? Naw errand girl. I was talking to your BOSS.

You pointed at Ozpin. One of the solders put the handcuffs back on you.

(Y/N): That's my price handsome, you know what it is.

You blew him a kiss as you were being walked away, and back in your cell.