The Gorillaz Ask Show

WhY.

[Murdoc drags the band--on the couch, of course--to this concert-looking stage. There's an armchair, a coffee table, and a few cameras.]

All (excluding Murdoc): Why.

Murdoc: Why? I brought you all 'ere for an event!

Dare: Does this event include food?

Murdoc:....No.

Dare: Son of a bitch.

[Murdoc moves everyone off of the couch, smiling like a maniac as he sits in the armchair, staring right at the camera.]

Murdoc: 'eLLO WORLD! It is I, Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz, an' today....we're hostin' an Ask thingy!

All (still excluding Murdoc): W H A T?

[Murdoc is literally ignoring his bandmates as he introduces them to everyone. First, he points to 2-D.]

Murdoc: THIS blue-bloke is the singa' of the band an' he's also dumber than a rock! Ladies an' gentlemen, 'ere's Stuart Pot!

[2-D looks at him, but not in a friendly way. It's more like a "I want to kill you" sort of look.]

Murdoc: NEXT-- [He points at Noodle.] We 'ave a kick-ass guitarist all th' way from Japan! She's also taller than the Leanin' Tower of Pisa! Ladies an' gentlemen, Noodle!

[Noodle looks a bit uninterested. She looks like she's about to box him at the back of a Denny's.]

Murdoc: Next up--[He tries not to point too much at Russel]--the drummer all th' way from New York! He's....pretty smart fer a f--

[Russel gives Murdoc the deadly eyes.]

Murdoc:.....Ladies an' gentlemen, Russel Hobbs!

[Russel sits his head on his hand. He doesn't want to be here.]

Murdoc: An' finally--[He points to Dare.]--the robot who jus' had to a bitch 'bout not wantin' to fight! Ladies an' gentlemen, Dare!

[Dare pushes her bangs back and squints her eyes at him. She's not amused.]

Murdoc: So, kiddos, ya can ask us anythin'! Or....tell me how much ya love me. But keep it clean, yea'?

[The cameras shut off, ending the introductions.]

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//Writer here. Be clean about the questions you have, and you can't ask anyone about personal things. Otherwise, have fun askin' the band about....well, anythin'!

~ Merci