Draco Malfoy updated his status: NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
Harry Potter: what?
Hermione Granger: he's addicted to this muggle boy band, One Direction.
Red Dupaya: WHATS WRONG WITH THE ADORABLE IDIOTS WHO SING LIKE ANGELS
Ron Weasley: The bloody hell?
Draco Malfoy: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE~
Red Dupaya: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR *flips hair* GETS ME OVERWHELMED
Harry Potter: MY EARS
Draco Malfoy: ZAYN (admin: -cries in the corner-)
Red Dupaya: HARRRRRRRRRY
Harry Potter: What?
Red Dupaya: I was talking about the great singer,
Harry Potter: What do you mean?! I can sing well!!
Ron Weasley: Um, no offense, but you kinda sound like a whale giving birth when your singing.
Hermione Granger: He's right.
Ginny Weasley: True.
Harry Potter: Well....At least I'm the chosen one!
Harry Potter: And that Harry Styles is a disgrace to the name Harry.
Red updated her status: *currently choking Harry Potter to death with Draco Malfoy*
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Harry Potter and The Facebook Chats [DISCONTINUED]
FanfictionWhat happens when The Chosen One Harry Frickin Potter gets a Facebook? Everybody joins in obviously.