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Pj: haiiii

Pj: person?

Pj: best friend?

Pj: fuck buddy?

Pj: person who rarely answers?

Pj: hey talk to me.

MY: over my dead body

Pj: I mean... you sound like you're dead.. isn't that close enough?

Pj: wait oh ShEIt! You responded! Do pigs fly now?!!!

MY: kys

Pj: .... I suffer from chronic depression and you're telling me to go kill myself?

MY: shit. My bad, don't kys

Pj: jk. I suffer from eternal hunger so... donate food kids 👍

Pj: yo you still there?

Pj: oh I see, leave me on fcking seen then.

Pj: .... wanna see nudes (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MY: shut up will u? So annoying

Pj: but... I wanna talk to you ಥ_ಥ

Pj: can we talk again? Later?

Pj: if you agree, I promise to leave you alone for 1 day. Promise. Pinky swear.

My: later.

Pj: *makes inhuman noises*
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Guys don't take these depression jokes seriously kay? It's just for the purpose of this book.
And the 'kys' joke, don't take that seriously either.

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