He’s done it again! That man, that legend. When he returns home all will cheer his name and girls with literally throw themselves at his muscular arms. Songs will be sung about him by the fire of how that great man slaid that slippery creature and how his sword sliced down upon the monsters neck. That dastardly monster that had ganged up with other monsters to track down poor weaker mortals that came from that monsters place of living. He swallowed them whole before they could scream out for help or cry to their loved ones. I now say a pray to all those lost from this creature of inhumanity. I lured it to my weapon so that I could kill this beast and I succeeded and now we feast from the glory. The king, my father, will be proud of my valiant efforts and I will be the best son above all five others. I, the knight who killed the...
“Put that fish down, yours spraying its blood everywhere. Just put it down and try and catch some samon before it’s time to leave.”
“Fine”
And then the beast was laid at his slain area in a pool of its own blood. Ready for the birds to take their revenge and plunge their beaks into the monsters body.
“Tommy, stop muttering to yourself. Cover that stupid fish up and put it away before the birds get it. We don’t want another supper to go to waste; we’re poor enough as it is without you wasting food”
“grr”
His father, the king, was not impressed by his tremendous achievement and sent him back to fight a bigger beast that was more worthy of his approval. So the knight decided to turn rough and would plot against his royal family so he could take the kingdom and achieve greatness and wealth.
