The Cops VS Homer J Keenan ( Completed )

part 1: The Big House

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 Homer Keenan was in jail for killing cops. Homer hated cops

   It wasn't always that way. Once upon a time he was just an average redneck who liked to get into a little trouble every now and then. Sometimes that trouble was just him and the boys starting a little smash up with city folk at the local watering hole. Other times it involved  domestic disturbances between himself and his wife Lou Anne.

 He didn't beat her too often but the bitch needed to be put in her place once in awhile, and when that time came Homer could unleash a whole lot of fury on her followed by a good pounding of her pussy. It was his favourite kind of foreplay. There were times though when things could get a little out of hand and the police would inevitably get involved. When that happened they would take him away and throw him into the drunk tank for a day or two.

   It was after one of these calls that an officer by the name of Jethrow Tyne took a liking to little Lou Anne. Maybe it was pity, him seeing her face all bloodied up the way it was, or maybe he got a gander at her big hooters because of her shirt being torn and ripped. In any case, with Homer sitting cuffed up in the back of his cruiser, Jethrow decided to make a little stop on the way back to the police station. He pulled that redneck Homer out by the hair and threw him hard against an old farmer's fence, he then cuffed Homer to said fence. It was that evening that Homer did receive the beating of his life, for those big fists of Officer Jethrow Tyne did some heavy pounding, and his boots did some bitter stomping upon the hide of poor young Homer. By the end of that there beating the little redneck had three broken ribs, a broken jaw, a fractured cheekbone, and a sprained arm.

   Now, Homer couldn't bring himself to blame officer Jethrow for having a little fun at his expense that night. Fact was that you had to expect such things when you got into as much trouble and caused as much shit as Homer had a habit of getting himself into. That's just the way that the rooster fucked the chicken as Homer liked to say, and he figured that he was long overdue for a little police brutality.

  What did anger Homer about Jethrow was when he came home from the hospital. His body covered in braces and bandages and his heart aching for the sight of his beloved wife, Homer came home to find that slimey pig mother fucker poking  his one and only true love, Lou Anne with his goddamn flesh stick! The cop had to pay.

   Homer went and grabbed the shotgun from the rack above the front door, stomped back to the bedroom where he found officer Jethrow ‘Wife Fucker’ Tyne pounding his wife's pussy with his little cop pecker and blew a hole through that man's chest about the size of a FUCKING BOWLING BALL!!!

    Lou Anne got shot too, but that was an accident.

   Anyway, the rest of the police force came shortly after the shots were fired with their sirens howling and their tires squealing. Homer being in the pissed off state that he was in had all his guns loaded and ready for their arrival so that he could teach them all that a cops place was NOT between his wife's legs. Homer didn't give them much time to talk him out of the shelter of his trailer. The second that he did see those men in their fancy uniforms all he could think of was Jethrow Tyne sweating and grunting over his Sweetheart Lou Anne and it was then that he opened fire to begin his personal war upon the officers of the law.

   Three police officers died in that gun battle and Homer ended up with eight holes in his body, but he showed them who was tougher, because eight holes or not, he lived.

   Since then Homer had escaped from three prisons, crashed a car, held fifteen hostages and had three shootouts with the police, killing twelve of them and earning six more bullet holes for his fun. The hostages didn't make it.