~Dipper x Bill AU One-Shots~

College AU Drunk!Dipper x Bill

~Bill's POV ~

It was about 9 at night when I got back to the dorm I shared with dipper. Classes dragged on forever. As soon as I walked in a smell hit my nose but I couldn't quite identify it. 'Wait a second...is that..alcohol?' I looked around the living room but I couldn't find dipper. All I found were empty tissue boxes and his school bag. The kitchen was messy as well. Chocolate bar wrappers all over the floor, some of the ice cream had been eaten and left out on the counter. "Honestly Dipper what the hell?" I walked towards the room we shared and the door was cracked open. The smell of alcohol was even stronger here. I opened the door and my heart broke. There was Dipper standing in front of his body mirror, drunk, still taking swigs of vodka, and talking to himself.
"You're better than that stupid jerk anyways! I didn't need him! I don't need anybody! Who needs a boyfriend! Who wants a boyfriend? I can be just as happy on my own!" He took another swig from the bottle, there were tears streaming down his face. 'My poor little PineTree.'
"Dip..? What's going on?"
He was surprised to see me and turned around so quickly he almost fell over. "What does it look like? I'm having fun! By myself! To prove to that..that bitch that I don't need him! I don't need anyone because all they do is hurt me!" He sat down on the floor crying even harder. I approached him slowly and stretched my arms open, inviting him into my arms. He almost spilled the vodka rushing into my arms, nothing but a babbling mess. "I-I loved him a-a-and he has t-the nerve to break u-up with me b-because he found s-s-someone better?! I w-wasted..2 years!" After that he just started sobbing again. I just rubbed his back in a comforting motion and tried calming him down. "Shhhh it's okay PineTree, it's going to be okay. You have me here with you and I'm not going anywhere." Honestly just the fact that this guy left PineTree has me outraged!! I've been in love with him for years and this guy thinks okay to do THIS to Dipper because he "found someone better"? Hell no. I swear I'm gonna hunt this guy down tomorrow and- "Bill?" I looked down at dipper. "Yes PineTree?" He was a little calmer now. "You seem upset. What's wrong?" I took a deep breath. "He didn't deserve you....he broke your heart and he didn't deserve someone as kind and funny and smart and curious and creative and as handsome as you." I could feel tears falling my face. "No one hurts my PineTree and gets away with it. I'm gonna deal with him tomorrow I promise." I hugged him again. "I won't let anyone else hurt you I promise." He pulled away for a second. "Bill..thank you..but why would you care so much about my break up?"
I blushed immensely.
"B-Because I...because I love you."
I closed my eyes ready for rejection. All I heard was "I love you too." Before a soft pair of vodka tainted lips pressed against mine. We kissed for a minute before breaking apart, leaning our foreheads together. "You know you won't remember this in the morning right?" He laughed "I know but you will." I stood up and carried him to my bed. I took the bottle and put it on the dresser, "Stay here I'm gonna get some wipes to clean up your face." He laughed but agreed to stay put. I came back and after cleaning him up and taking off his shirt and jeans so he was comfortable, (also getting myself dressed for bed) I laid down next to him and we fell asleep cuddling.

[~|Next Morning|~]

~Dipper's POV~

I woke up and immediately felt my head pounding. 'Shit what happened yesterday?' The only thing I remember from yesterday was running back here after Ethan broke up with me and then...that's right I grabbed the vodka. I'm so gonna be in pain all day. 'Shit my stomach is gonna be a pain today.' I turned around and saw a bare chest. 'Wait....I didn't do anything with anyone...right?' I look up and see a sleeping Bill. I start blushing. 'Oh god I hope we didn't do anything!' I moved around a bit and realized he had sweatpants on and I was in boxers. "Thank goodness." Bill started to wake up. He opened his eyes and I never realized how golden they were when the morning sunlight hits them. "G'morning PineTree, how are you feeling?" "Absolutely miserable. My head is going to explode and I think I'm gonna puke." Bill chuckled. "Well how about I help you to the bathroom and then I'll find you something light to eat so you can take some Advil." I nodded my head in agreement. "Hey Bill? Did anything happen last night? Between us I mean." He smiled and nodded. "I told you that I loved you and you said you loved me too and kissed me. But don't worry nothing went past kissing. I just took off your school clothes so you could be more comfortable." I sighed in relief but the blushed in embarrassment. Once we got to the bathroom my headache was even worse from walking around. "Hey bill? I know we only talked about how we feel about each other last night but do you maybe want to be my.." "Boyfriend?" I nodded shyly. He leaned down and kissed my forehead. "Always and forever. That's how long my love for you shall last."

I know I know cheesy but hey first one shot ever okay? I don't think it's that bad XD comment any request and I'll do my best