7 Idiots who ruined my life

BTS when Drunk

-Jin-

Suga: You're too drunk last night.
Jin: I didn't drink that much.
Suga: You hand a mushroom to Jimin and keep saying 'Grow, Mario, Grow!'
Jin: Uhm, whatever. I'm fab~

-Rap Monster-

Jimin: Hyung, you're really drunk last night.
Rap Monster: What?
Jimin: You ran to a child with round glasses asking for an autograph while saying 'Harry Potter give me an autograph!'
Rap Monster: Did he give me one?

-Suga-

V: Hyung, last night you're drunk.
Suga: At least, I didn't do anything stupid.
V: You ask your boyfriend, Jimin, if he's single.
Suga: Uh, is he angry? he-he

-J Hope-

Jungkook: Hyung! You're really drunk last night!
JHope: Uhh, I think so?
Jungkook: You grab a girl's bag and open a bunch of tampons, saying it's a 'little ghost' you even screamed and fainted.
JHope: Oh, I thought I was really haunted by ghost. Thank god, I wasn't.

-Jimin-

Jin: I heard you're drunk last night.
Jimin: I am?
Jin: They said you keep on saying 'I live in an oversized mushroom at smurf's village'
Jimin: Really?
Jin: And when I gave you a mushroom, you panicked and said 'You shrinked my house' and cried.

-V-

Jimin: Dude, you're too drunk last night, you ask jungkook if his phone is in the back pocket of his pants.
V: Oh really? I thought its something worse.
Jimin: it is. He said 'Yup, why are you asking?' and you answered 'Cause your ass is calling me'
V: That explains the handmark I got from kookie.

-Jungkook-

Jin: You're too drunk last night. You even asked V to drive you home.
Jungkook: That's all? Nothing's wrong with that.
Jin: Well, the party is in our house, my child.
Jungkook: Uhm, right. I'm probably drunk