7 Idiots who ruined my life

BTS When Drunk Pt. 2

-Jin-

Suga: Hyung, you're wasted last night.
Jin: What do you mean?
Suga: You climb the roof and shout 'I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD' and walk like a model in a runway.
Jin: Coz bish, I'm fab~
Suga: But you tripped and fall to the pool.
Jin: I'm lucky, I didn't drown.
Suga: You're screaming 'I AM ARIEL! I AM THE PINK HAIRED MERMAID!' even though Ariel have red hair.
Jin: Coz pink is fab, bish.

-Suga-

Rapmon: Hyung, You remember last night? at the supermarket?
Suga: What?
Rapmon: You're drunk and when the intercom spoke, you suddenly drop on your kness and said 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!' It's really embarrassing.
Suga: Unbelievable.
Jin: *comes out from nowhere* UNBELIEBUBBLE!

-J Hope-

Jungkook: Hyung! Last night you've gone crazy!
J Hope: What?!
Jungkook: You get a sword and cut all the fruits at eomma's garden while shouting 'I AM THE FRUIT NINJA!'
J Hope: You mean eomma's garden as in Jin hyung's garden?!
Jungkook: *Nods*
*Jin's scream echoed through the whole house.*
J Hope: I'm dead.
Jungkook: Condolence, hyung. You'll always be remembered. You're our forever hope.

-Rap Monster-

Jimin: You know you're drunk last night, remember on the streets?
Rapmon: What ya talkin' about, jamless midget?
Jimin: Meanie, you ran to a really enormous viking guy with thick beard and run to him screaming 'HAGRID! YOU'RE REAL!' 
Rapmon: I'm scarred 4 lyfe.

-Jimin-

V: You're really gone crazy last night.
Jimin: Eh? I'm not that drunk though.
V: I told you to bite your nose and you rolled around the floor screaming 'IT KEEPS GETTING AWAY FROM ME! IT'S ESCAPING!' It lasted for almost three hours until you passed out.|
Jimin: Did I- Did I really do that? 0.0

-Taehyung-

Suga: You know, when we're walking last night? You keep on throwing the stones and mumbling 'Patrick, the pink star of Jin hyung, where are youuuu?~'
V: Oh, nothing worse?
Suga: Well, you sliced every pineapple finding spongebob.
V: Really?
Suga: And you keep on accusing jungkook saying 'YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK! YOU'RE SO MEAN SQUIDWARD!'
V: Did he cried?
Suga: Ofc
V: That's why I got another handmark.

-Jungkook-

Jungkook: Hyung, where did your orange cat got his sprain?
Taehyung: You don't remember anything? You threw my cat while shouting 'GO PIKACHU! THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!'
Jungkook: 0.0 *Jungshook*