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3:39 AM
Whipped: ya boi got a boyfriend 😊
Nerd™: 'ya boi'
Tits™: bruh why tf did it take you so long he called you like an hour ago
Whipped: we were t a l k i n g
Kuroya: "talking" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Whipped: NO NOT THAT
Tits™: y e t
Kuroya: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alienkawa changed Kuroya's nickname to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): nice
Nerd™: so are you going to give details or..?
Whipped: alright gimme a sec
SakusaKiyoomi: Does he always give you details of our conversations or..?
Whipped: WAIT SHIT YOU'RE STILL IN HERE
Tits™: goddamn it sakusa i was trying to see how long it would take for him to take about you before remembering you were here
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): oiks, kenma, and i placed bets
Nerd™: 'oiks'
Whipped: WHY
Alienkawa: we bet on how long it would take for you to get together too
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kenma won
Alienkawa: kenma always wins
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no you won with matsuhana's kinks
Nerd™: so you three just have a group chat where you bet on people's love life or something?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
Alienkawa: pretty much yeah
Tits™: i am curious
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kenma gave you two months to get her
Alienkawa: i said one month
Shimizu.K: to get who?
Whipped: I love how that's when you show up
Shimizu.K: still don't like you
SakusaKiyoomi: don't blame you
Whipped: rip me
Nerd™: Do I even want to know what you bet for me
Alienkawa: we just bet on who you would get with
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): we couldnt decide who so we didnt even try to guess time frame
Alienkawa: idk why kuroo even participates
Alienkawa: he always loses
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

K: still don't like youSakusaKiyoomi: don't blame youWhipped: rip meNerd™: Do I even want to know what you bet for meAlienkawa: we just bet on who you would get with( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): we couldnt decide who so we didnt even try to guess time frameAlienka...

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Whipped: ^same
SakusaKiyoomi: wow so edgy babe
Nerd™: I like him
Whipped: o h
Tits™: b a b e
Tits™: terusaku is sailing itself now
Tits™: so proud
SakusaKiyoomi: Oh. Is that what that means? Terushima and I?
Tits™: ye
Whipped: nu his innocence
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): it's called a ship name
SakusaKiyoomi: i see
SakusaKiyoomi: so what's the ship name for you, Oikawa, and Kenma?
Whipped: OH MY GOD
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): uh
Tits™: i snorted
Alienkawa: oh
Gay shamer: KuroOiKen
Alienkawa: yahaba you're on board with this too wtf
Gay shamer: the entirety of our team is on board with this
Whipped: sakusa's a matchmaker apparently
Nerd™: Couldn't matchmake himself though
SakusaKiyoomi: fairly certain that "matchmake" isn't a word
Nerd™: fairly certain you're irrelevant
Whipped: ☺ what ☺ was ☺ that ☺ tsukishima ☺? ☺
Tits™: oh shit 👀
SakusaKiyoomi: Teru go to bed. It's late
Whipped: still not forgetting what you said tsukishima :)
SakusaKiyoomi: GO TO BED
Whipped: yes daddy
Whipped: *Sakusa
Whipped: lol autocorrect

A/N
Let's play a game called How Many Days Without Sleep Can Leo Go Before He Dies? I'm currently at four days wish me luck on dying

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