Girl
Boy
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The knight loves to bake and cook, and so do some of the others, and some not (Princess). But, when the Knight makes brownies it's one for......none. Survival of the fittest. A war inside of a kitchen.
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Knight walks down hall angrily with an empty pan of brownie remains.
Knight: *busts door open* WHO THE HELL ATE MY BROWNIES?!!!!?
Everyone turns to look at the fuming Knight as she throws the pan at all the boys. The room consist of everyone in the Castle, except for the Goddess..
Princess: *picks up pan* I certainly didn't...
Queen: I DIDN'T MY KNIGHTTTT *slightly high on Capri Suns*
Wizard: No! But I will assist on helping you find the culprit!
Everyone looks at the Prince.
Prince: Hey! What the hell! Don't look at me!...
Apprentice: I was probably cleaning the stables....
Knight folds arms together, and stares straight at the Queen.
Knight: I know who it was! *Points at Queen*
Queen: *looks astonished* Meh?!?
Knight: Yes you!! You stole my precious brownies didn't you!
Princess: Hey Sammy, please calm down will you?
Knight: *breaths a sigh* Fine..
Wizard: *has a magnifying glass in hand* So Knight, why do you believe that is was Queen Zoe who ate the brownies?
Knight: Well..I know I was the only one in the kitchen this morning because, well, nobody else walked in. And so I left for a quick moment to talk to the Princess about something *glances at Princess* and when I came back, all my brownies were gone and the Queen's phone was left on the counter! With it still opened!
All the others: *gasps*
Knight: Just say it Queen! It was you!
Queen: Now that I think about it *hiccups* my phone *hiccups* was missing this morning *hiccups*.
Wizard: What do you mean *stands over Queen who is sitting in a chair* Missing?
Queen: Well, when I woke up *hiccups* it was gone, so, *hiccups* I was like *hiccups* What's the point of living any more *hiccups* and I went back to bed.
Everyone: Huhhh....? *Questioning huh*
Wizard: Well...let's examine the pan shall we?
Princess: *holds up pan* Indeed...there are many marks on here that looks like someone definitely used their hands to take the brownies.
Wizard: THEN WE SHALL INSPECT EACH OTHERS HANDS!!!
Apprentice: I don't think you want to smell mine, they smell like stable coconuts.
Knight: What even is that?
Apprentice: I don't even know, it just does.
Knight: Uh.....Ok.
Queen: *passed out*
Wizard: We shouldn't even bother with her.
Wizard: Princess~ *sing song voice* Hold out your damn f*cking hands you low life piece of trash.
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Our Yaoi Kingdom
RandomThis book is basically about the everyday lives of our yaoi kingdom we have established in the real world. With short stories of our conversation to adventures that get a little crazy in our minds. The roles of each of our members will be present t...
