Beelzebub x reader

he taking care of a baby

This is a story of a high school juvenle delinquenst's who thorugh some strange circumstances is raising a baby but this baby is no ordinary baby but a baby demon lord.

"I pick up the demon lord"

my name is y/n l/n I have h/l e/c 17 year old girl who gose to a high sshool full of jivenle delinquents and my childhood friends are oga and the perv aka furuichi. I was not listening to the story oga was telling. "once a upon a time in a land far away there was a handsome cool and popular young man whom everyone looked up to screw you oga. die the kind hearted man said this: everyone gravel before me!" furuichi stop oga from talking "hold it hold it" he said "hmm" oga I look up to see a baby on oga "don't "hmm" me" furuichi said while looking away "who kind hearted and popular again" furuichi said "and whats up with that baby huh" he yelled "silly little furuichi that's what I was getting around to telling you" oga said I snirker and what you laughing at y/n "I'm laugh at furuichi oga" y/n said oga got furuichi in some kind head choke "break my train of thought and I break your back!" oga said and find this amusing and the baby seem to notice to "now listen we apologze for rising above our station just now. you were just sleeping there so helplessly oga-kun that we thought it was our chance  it wasn't a chance you know if I was anybody but me I'd be dead yeah for real sure wish you were dead the kind hearted young man went to do some washing up in the river. he a demon dang and then floating floating from upstream a big guy came floating floating down the river.."okay stop" furuichi said "where are going with this story and what the hell do you mean"big guy"?" furuichi said 'that wired' I thought to myself "he floated down the river what can I say" oga said "big guys don't float down river damn it" furuichi yelled "well oga said he did it must be ture" "y/n! your going along with is story" furuichi said I just shurged my shuldders "well it was definitely quit shocking" oga said "actaully all the all the other dudes turned and ran the second they saw him" he said "well duh!!!" furuichi said "but the kind hearted young man was not taken aback in fear and all by himself lifted the big guy out of the of river and spilt him in half from inside a spirited baby boy"oga said "split him!!!" furuichi yelled and got in oga face "you split him!!" he said sigh idot y/n was shock by this but choose not to say anything and as for kind hearted oga shure enough was not and you know that. "the young man said oh what a cute baby but what the hell carp what am I supposed to do precious farewell the big guy said run and syprolled into the river. the kind hearted man stayed calm and responeded to the situation like an adult so kid are you lost wait I'm doing it wrong maybe mor light hearted there-there-there-there no that no not it hey bart I'll steal your ever soul after that the baby. got totally attached to me or so it seems" oga said "enough already who the hell will belive that story" furuichi said mad "It dose not matter if it ture or not furuichi" y/n said "take him back to whatever you got him form already" he said 'this is not going to end well' I thought and I was right "you idot" oga said the baby body had lighting bolts comeing out of his body 'not good!!!' I thought "wait kid look at this see it's a camel cricket" oga said and the baby look at it "what the hell are you doing" furuichi said "this totally worked before idot" oga said " it not working oga" y/n said "crap he's bored with it" oga said "oh no" y/n said and we all got shocked not how the why I want to start my day with this is gong to be a long day.