The Badboy's Crush

No hair dont care

Five years ago in 4th grade; middle of teh day; 12;67;08, on march 3, ,on th semicresent moon;
One day Ari was enjoying lunch with her friends
Eating apple peels
She went to the trash can to obtain more cause that was her food source
When Ari tuned around her friends monoxide, terry, and Karen nd chello
Chello had varying tastes f the week; this week he wanted prepubescent sweaty boy
Tari stared at her friends who had their mouth to the floor, "guys wtf"
Finally Ari tuned
Oh
Oh
OH
Hot
Damn
What
Standing in the corner was the new kid
Brice high
And he was smokin
Ari decided
Because
He
Was
On
Fire
Hot damn
Karen screamed and ran for te fire extinguisher
B-rice was screaming his head off becaue his scalp was on fire, he currently didn't have ny air bc it was a trend
So um yeah he was panicking and Ari was still standing
Ari ran over to help him out by slapping im with a towel, bc she thought it would work
But instead
He would have so cool bruises for te next 7.37 days exactl
Karen put him out
Terry ate chicken bc ER ancestor made a bet that she would become a chicken \
Chello walked. The kitchen
To look fir cows, e was thinking f raise some hen he was older, he thought with a grinch like smile
Ari stoped hitting Brice and gave him so apple peel
He looke at Ari for the first time
And frowned then proceeded to tell her wth a ad face, "HI UR *cough* not *cough* UGLY"
He couldn't control himself he was stunned because he didn't lie her but he didn't wnat t be man
Or thats what's Ari thought
Ari walked back ove rt the trash can o get more apple peels
"Why did the badboy of moco have to come here"
Then se farted quietly