How to Touch Wenis Legaly

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Step One - Lick your pubes

Step two - tell the cops that you are going to like the shit.

Stepó three -  smile at your mom

Stoop 3 1/2 - go to the kardashian home OKURR and grab rob and say "I have your child" then dance like a robot and run over to Kendall and say "PEPSI" as you slowly start twerking seductively

What sorry sorry I'll be at home, STEP FOUR -  scream like no animal or man.

Step 5 - do math not meth,  give it a lick like good, and I do hugs not drugs and life is greater than drugs and you are worth it! It is really weird it was like
really.

Step 6 - *you grope around for ur phone*
" ugh ohhh nhgggg nhggg"

El chapò 7 - A WENIS IS NOW IN UR HAND

What's this what the Frick L Chapelle what's this antique back choose juice LOL.

No, outside the windowww. WHATS THIS?! What's this!?    

Ur going to jail legally six

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 03, 2017 ⏰

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