His Stranger [COMPLETE]

09.06.17

09.06.17 - 9.27 pm

Theo: Hey

Theo: We ended up going hiking today

Theo: But we were left with a map and a compass and had to find the quickest way to the top of the mountain

Theo: My team won

9.49 pm

Rose: Good, that means my threatening from last night worked

10.07 pm

Theo: Oh, so this is all down to you?

10.13 pm

Rose: Well, of course it is. Who else would be able to take credit for it?

10.21 pm

Theo: How about the team that won, and me?

10.37 pm

Rose: Maybe

10.46 pm

Theo: Very funny, Rose

10.59 pm

Rose: I am, I know

Rose: But on a serious note, good job winning that challenge

11.03 pm

Theo: Thanks, it was difficult

11.06 pm

Rose: I can assume so

Rose: Did you do anything else?

11.11 pm

Theo: I took a shit in the bush today

11.15 pm

Rose: No!

11.17 pm

Theo: Yes

Theo: I had to use a leaf to wipe

11.18 pm

Rose: Eww, that's too much detail

Rose: And how did you know that it wasn't poison ivy?

Theo: I didn't, I just had to wipe and hope for the best

11.19 pm

Rose: So, so far so good?

Theo: Are you asking me about my butt?

11.20 pm