rantzz

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i hate when im reading fanfic and it starts like:

BEEP BEEP BEEP

bitch, r u in the military????

or when it starts like a missing child report:

eye color: blue

hair color: blonde

skin tone: tanned

age: 14

height: 5"2

favorite color: blue

or when it starts with annoying shit like:

I woke up and I feel so ugleeeeee, I look in my mirror and I brush through the long blonde locks of hair that was sown into my head. I looked at my sky blue eyes from the mirror, and I caressed my soft flawless tanned skin gently.

"IM SOOO UGLYYYY." I cried as I began to put little makeup on. I don't put a lot of makeup on because im not like the other girls, I only care about natural beauty.

bitch u called urself ugly less than 5 seconds ago