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Almonds

Faye was sitting on Alm's bed, waiting for him, desperate for him, for his juicy dong armour. "Mmmmmm... Notice me Alm senpai sama....." Faye moaned. The door clicked open, and Alm walked in.

"ALM SENPAI!!!!" Faye screeched like the hyena she was.

Alm said nothing, and came closer, sitting on the bed next to Faye.

"Faye, I..." Alm began, giving her the sexiest look his almond eyes could muster.

Suddenly, there was a burst of light, and Faye had been knocked off the bed. She cried like Kliff. Tobin had been warped in next to Alm.

What happened next was undescribable. Tobin's sword made sweet love to Alm's alpines, and Faye was simply sobbing on the floor, her sobs drowned out by the battle cries of Alm and Tobin, ramming harder than Ram Village.

Mycen looked through the window. "Alm x Faye was a mistake," he said.
"I'm Ike," Lukas happily contributed like the totally-not-machine he was.